Wrong.
You chose a guy named "Steve"
who regularly goes by "Ten Ninety",
because of the front/back location-percentage
of his meticulously managed hair.

Try again.

Wrong.
You chose a guy named "Doug"
who was MVP of Super Bowl XXII.
Did you know Hank was born on the
same day as Super Bowl XIX?
Probably not. Otherwise, you would have
correctly chosen Hank, and not Doug.
Try again.

Correct.
You chose "Hank".
Either you know him,
or you are broadly familiar with indie jazz, professional wrestling,
the NASA space program, and small-name quarterbacks who bested John Elway when it counted.
In that case, you picked the one guy who you DIDN'T know.
Hank is happy you're here on his site. Please hang out, watch some videos.

Hank is represented by Rank + File Media for directing,
and Sunset Edit for editing.

Bye!

Wrong.
You chose a guy named "Guy".
Actually, his name is "Guy Gardner",
and he is a NASA Astronaut. However, this story is a bummer.
You go to college for a fillion years, become an astronaut,
and then a comic book hero comes along, calls himself "Guy Gardner",
gets his ass kicked by Batman,
and no kid ever takes you seriously again.


Try someone else.

Wrong.
You chose a guy named "Rick".
Rick is one of the coolest dudes ever,
despite this photo of him looking like a
methed-out mall cop at a fight club.
Anyway, that was a long time ago...
Rick grew up, and became Ric.

Flair.
Yeah, he rules. WOOOOO.
Try Again.